its like in the great stories, mr frodo, the ones on ao3
AMOR ETERNO A COSA SALMÓN
*prays that chris pratt gets chubby again*
Are you really so naive as to think that they won’t battle their own extinction?
Sad Machine (Anamanaguchi Remix) - Porter Robinson
"She depends on you, she depends on you
She’ll go alone, and never speak of this again
We depend on you, we depend (I depend) on you”
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
Kawashima Kotori 川島小鳥 - Mirai-chan 未来ちゃん
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever
You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.